“Well first I…
TRY TO REMEMBER WHO I SLEPT WITH LAST NIGHT (LIKE A BOSS)
READ THE PAPER (LIKE A BOSS)
GIVE SOME ORDERS (LIKE A BOSS)
BREAK FOR RECESS (LIKE A BOSS)
GRILL A BURGER (LIKE A BOSS)
EAT THAT BURGER (LIKE A BOSS)
HIT THE BEACH (LIKE A BOSS)
WORK MY TAN (LIKE A BOSS)
BOWL SOME STRIKES (LIKE A BOSS)
START A MARIACHI BAND (LIKE A BOSS)
SHAKE MY GROOVE THING (LIKE A BOSS)
CUDDLE PHIONE (LIKE A BOSS)
SELL SOME SNOWCONES (LIKE A BOSS)
FIGHT A CHANSEY (LIKE A BOSS)
FLY TO SPACE (LIKE A BOSS)
HAVE AN ORGY (LIKE A BOSS)
GO TO BED, GET READY TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN (LIKE A BOSS)”
Wait. So you punch out a Chansey…and go to outer space…every day?
“That’s right. I’m the boss.”
Did I ever tell you what the definition… Of insanity is?
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is…buying the exact same repackaged FPS game over and over again, expecting…it to be any different. That…is crazy. And than i started seeing everywhere i looked, everywhere i looked all these fucking video game producers making these exact same fucking games…over and over and over and over again thinking…this time its gone be different. I’m sorry, i am sick and tired of playing the same old repackaged FPS.
Did I ever…
Having a class with none of your friends.
Teacher: Okay guys, pick a partner.
Happens to me all the time
(Source: bit.ly)
